Tender you available

Like anyone with an email account, I get a decent chunk of junk emails – spam, phishing, adverts for products, and so forth. We have several filters in place that deal with the worst of the bunch, but some get through. I got one today that just made me laugh because it is so absurd, and I thought I’d share. 

(Let me start off by stating that I do not have a resume out there – what they have done is farmed my email address from a company that I occasionally do business with.) I have not edited this in any way except to remove the contact info and associated links.

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 Subject line: Work

Our administrator, has selected your CV on (*deleted*) website. We would like to tender you available place of Administrative Assistant at our facility. Please, find more information about us and this place below.

 MLD is a leading distributor of finest abundance ware. Currently it is one of the most important specializing in online  deal. With more than 5 years of occurrence in the extravagance commodity business.

We propound a continuous overhaul in our assemblage, following the latest propensity in each kingdom and season, thus  assuring the requirement of clients.

We always keep in mind that amounts are an foremost consideration when it comes to commerce.

 We are looking for a responsible someone who will be ready to come down with all necessary motion. Our applicant should be highly enforced. We conceive that the experience  is not the most important thing. The starter to success is a fresh countenance and bold ideas!

 The main responsibility of Administrative Assistant:

 *Providing everyday report with virtual office system

* handle with customers

*Manage finances

 Fixed emolument of $450 per week + 5% commission. Part- Time employment.

 The wages will be paid at the tariff of $450 per week + 5% charge.

Im sending you Application Form you can see it attached to this email. Please read it carefully, complete and e-mail it back to me via email (*deleted*) or by fax (*deleted*). When you have any queries, please feel free to ask.

 Best Regards,

MLD Team

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About wonkydonkey

You want random? You got it. Mostly knitting and gardening, with some home improvements, pets, baking, family, and the occasional bad joke thrown in for good measure. This blog is mine; it is a place where I can insist upon proper grammar or break my own rules and degrade into slang on a whim. Either way, it's still mine. I love the Internet.
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